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My sister stood up at my baby shower in front of forty people and told everyone that the baby probably wasn't my husband's.

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My baby shower was supposed to be a celebration. Instead, my sister stood up in front of forty guests and made an accusation that changed everything in that room. What she said, and why, is not what anyone expected. Here is the full story.   My mother was at the gift table. His entire family had driven four hours to be there. The room went completely silent and I remember thinking very clearly that I was not going to cry, not in front of her, not in front of anyone, and that I was going to let her finish. I'm Diane, 31, married three years, seven months pregnant, and I had spent four months planning that shower with my mother in law because it was important to both of us to do it right. My sister Dana had been difficult since the wedding. Not openly, not in a way anyone else noticed, just quietly difficult in the way that only a sister can be when she has decided she is unhappy about something and has not told you what it is. She stood up with her glass like she was about to give a...

My neighbor tried to ban me from using the community park. The crazy part was that she didn't even work for the city.

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  She moved into the neighborhood during the spring and within a month she was acting like she was in charge of everything. At first she complained about children riding bicycles on the sidewalks then she started leaving notes on people's doors about noise levels and after that she began lecturing dog owners about where they should walk their pets. Most people rolled their eyes and ignored her. Then she decided to target me. One afternoon I took my niece to the community park at the end of our street and we had barely been there ten minutes when my neighbor marched over carrying a clipboard. She informed me that I wasn't allowed to use the park without registering first. I thought she was joking but she wasn't. According to her there was now a sign-up system for residents because the park had become overcrowded and somebody needed to organize access. I asked who created this system and she smiled and pointed at herself. I laughed and went back to pushing my niece on the swi...

My neighbor called the police on me three times in one month.

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  The first time, officers showed up at my door because someone reported loud music at 2 a.m. I was asleep. The second time, they came because someone claimed I was running an illegal business out of my garage. I don't even have a garage. The third time, the report said I was threatening people in the neighborhood. By then, the officers were apologizing before they even knocked. I had a pretty good idea who was behind it. My neighbor, Carol. Carol had moved in six months earlier and immediately decided she was in charge of the entire street. She complained about people's lawns, complained about where they parked, and even complained that children were laughing too loudly during summer vacation. Most people ignored her. I made the mistake of telling her no. One afternoon, she knocked on my door holding a clipboard. She explained that she was creating a neighborhood improvement fund. Translation: she wanted everyone to give her money. When I asked where the money would go, she co...